New Roof is (almost) Here!
After the hail storm in February, we ended up contacting the insurance company and roofers for the damage incurred from the evil ice balls. Today, the new roofing materials arrived and are now resting comfortably in my driveway. I’m not sure when they’ll start stripping the old roof off and replacing it, but from the activity I’ve observed around the neighborhood, it should be pretty soon. I hope that they decide to sleep in a bit on Saturday morning! 
