Are YOU smarter than a 5th grader?
So, I’ve been spending a lot of time watching TV in the past few weeks, while my body mends from my surgery. I wish that I could say that I’ve been spending quality time watching TV, but this is not true…and I proved it last night.
FOX premiered it’s version of a game show last night, called Are you smarter than a 5th grader?. I should have known when I saw Jeff Foxworthy as the host, that there will be no brain surgeons or rocket scientists on this show.
It’s a simple game really….one contestant ‘teams’ with a fifth grader (hope that they are screening for sex offenders!) to answer ten questions that will add up to $500k. The eleventh question will pay off $1 million. The contestant can ‘peek’, ‘cheat’, or ‘copy’ the answer of their team mate. Contestants can cry uncle and walk away with what they’ve gotten so far (I can’t used the word EARNED here folks) but must look into the camera and say “I am NOT smarter than a 5th Grader”.
FOX won’t be making any signifincant payouts soon if all the contestants will be like the UCLA grad that was up first last night. He needed assistance with every question!!! Then a woman came up next was equally as clueless, though she did get one question right on her own. Here are a few questions that I remember. See if you know the answers.
- What month is Columbus Day in? Answer from UCLA grad: September. He was saved by his 5th grade buddy that knew it was October.
- What was the name of the ship that the Pilgrims came to America on? Answer: The Mayflower. Though she struggled, the woman got this one right.
- What does REM stand for? Answer: Rapid Eye Movement; this is the deep sleep that is required for your body to rev up for the next day. She had no clue what it meant. The 5th grader did, so she was saved.
- If a triangle has an area of 16 inches and a base of 8, what is its height? OK, I have to say this….I NEVER use this stuff. I struggled with math in high school, and even more so in college. In fact, this is the one thing that scares me about taking the GMAT. But, I have to say that I actually got this question RIGHT! The UCLA grad said 1 inch (WHERE did that answer come from? ANYTHING x1 equals itself!) Tha answer was 4. 5th grader got it right.
- Who was the first president to be impeached? Answer: Andrew Johnson. Adult-no clue; kid-got it right.
So, this is all basic stuff we all learned in school. I can understand that we might forget things, and there might be a bit of stage fright. But, come on people!!! This is stuff that was pounded into our heads over and over in school. And this is what all the kids in school today should be struggling with. This all makes me wonder if we in the US are really that badly educated, or if the average person just doesn’t care to know things (for the record, I consider myself above average). I have to say that the impeachment question was one that I was unsure of, but for me, it was between two former presidents….and how did I even know this? Because I listen to the news, I read the newspaper and I see news online. This was discussed over and over when Clinton was impeached. Now I know that was longer than 15 minutes ago, but still, if people would just pay attention, they would know.
This is also a reinforcement of what we see on Leno’s Jaywalking segments…people on the street that don’t recognize pictures of political leaders, but know what a bald Brittany Spears looks like. In Jay’s case, I think that they highlight the worst of the worst for entertainment value. In the 5th grader show, I hope that they are not trying to humiliate people, or that they are trying to show how stupid we really are as a society. Either way troubles me. By the way, did YOU get the questions right?















